Everybody Needs Me Lyrics – Tom MacDonald
[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald]
I think the world's gone braindead
Since when did everyone identify as they/them?
Cut off all their penis’s and trade them for some fake breasts
I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends
I just think it's weird that the world’s so offended
Tell us fat is beautiful, while they're taking Ozempic
They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic
Then they really win so they rigging the elections
[Verse 2: Tom MacDonald]
Everybodies offended by everything
Every second and any time I mention that men can never get pregnant
I get aggresivly threatened by kids with 17 genders
Who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson
And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera
Conviction ain't gonna happen they hid the evidence
That would put him in the slammer but he's too rich to be cancelled
We try to fill the prison cell with the president
[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Born in Canada
Move to the USA, where your probably a racist if
You're not gay
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or a vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody Needs Me
All of my straights, all of my gay's
All of my bi’s who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me
They/them, he/she
Everybody Needs Me
[Post-Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Won de doctor (Won de doctor)
Tell him save me ’mon (Tell him save me 'mon)
Me da see one rapper (Da see one rapper)
He a chi chi ’mon (He a chi chi 'mon)
('Mon, 'mon)
[Verse 3: Tom MacDonald]
I think the world’s gone mad
Does Black Lives Matter, or is trans the new black?
Everytime I rapping I got 'em crapping they pants
They having cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
It's weird take a look at your history, you're yellin "Free Palastine"
Look at what happened when you freed Britney
You're childern aren't gay, they've been watching too much Disney
Eminem fans praise Shady but diss me
[Verse 4: Tom MacDonald]
Everybodies so triggered that I just keep getting bigger
They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said- (Crickets chirping)
I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss the Epstein listies from exsistance
I don't wanna be nobody other than me
I choke the woke until they struggle to breath
Hollywood rappers a joke, and I exposing the creeps
Like Ellen Page and a man she's wanting to be
[Pre-Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Born in Canada
Move to the USA, where your probably a racist if
You're not gay (Hiyah)
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or a vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody Needs Me
All of my straights, all of my gay's
All of my bi's who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me
They/them, he/she
Everybody Needs Me
[Bridge: Tom MacDonald]
Don't call me a WHITEBOY, I identify as black
The pronouns are the ones you need and you so now I'm mad
My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack
I can't say the r-word so, y'all are handicapped
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or a vageenie
They/them, she/he
Everybody Needs Me
All of my straights, all of my gay's
All of my bi's who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me
They/them, he/she
Everybody Needs Me
[Post-Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
Won de doctor (Won de doctor)
Tell him save me 'mon (Tell him save me 'mon)
Me da see one rapper (Da see one rapper)
He a chi chi 'mon (He a chi chi 'mon)
('Mon, 'mon)
Tom MacDonald's Singles
FAQs
Who is the singer of the song "Everybody Needs Me"?
The song "Everybody Needs Me" is performed by Tom MacDonald.
Who wrote "Everybody Needs Me" by Tom MacDonald?
"Everybody Needs Me" was written by Tom MacDonald.
Who produced "Everybody Needs Me" by Tom MacDonald?
"Everybody Needs Me" was produced by Tom MacDonald.
When was the song "Everybody Needs Me" released?
The song "Everybody Needs Me" was released on August 23, 2024.
Song Credits
Artist/Band
Writer(s)
Producer(s)
Release Date
August 23, 2024