Alimony

[Verse 1: Miranda Lambert]
Without That ‘57 Cadillac
And That Mini Mansion In A Cul-De-Sac
That 15-Gallon Stetson Hat
That You Wear All The Time
And Those Real Expensive Rounds Of Golf
This Diamond You’re Still Payin’ Off
Just Know As Soon As You Get Caught
They’ll All Be Good As Mine

[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
And I Called That Lawyer Up In Dallas
The One Who’s Livin’ In That Palace
So I Know He’s Good At Winnin’
If You Think There’s Somethin’ That You’re Missin’

[Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
And You Start Steppin’ Out
Only One Thing Can Console Me
If You’re Gonna Leave Me In San Antone
Remember The Alimony

[Verse 2: Miranda Lambert]
If You Like Livin’ At Your Mama’s House
And Drinkin’ Milwaukee’s Best On A Hand Me Down Couch
You’re Gonna Love How This All Works Out
Cuz It All Works Out For Me
What’s Mine Is Mine
And What’s Yours Is Mine
So Go On Baby Have A Real Good Time
I’ll Be Countin’ The Dollars
You’ll Be Rollin’ The Dice
Freedom Don’t Come Free

[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
Cuz I Called That Lawyer Up In Dallas
The One Who’s Livin’ In That Palace
So I Know He’s Good At Winnin’
If You Think There’s Somethin’ That You’re Missin’

[Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
And You Start Steppin’ Out
Only One Thing Can Console Me
If You’re Gonna Leave Me In San Antone
Remember The Alimony

[Bridge: Miranda Lambert]
For richer not for poorer
Well consider this your spoiler
If you think you can't afford her
Well you can't afford me too

[Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
So if You Start Steppin’ Out
Only One Thing Can Console Me
If You’re Gonna Leave Me In San Antone
Well remember The Alimony

[Outro: Miranda Lambert]
You ain't gonna have a row to hοє
Go on and do your dog and pony show
If you're gonna be a dumbass
Honey i hope
You remember The Alimony